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Scary movie / (2000)

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Scary movie (2000) by Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans.

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: (Shawn Wayans), (Marlon Wayans), (Keenen Ivory Wayans), , (Carmen Electra), (Shannon Elizabeth), , EXT DREW'S HOUSE NIGHT Modest home on the outskirts of town where no one can hear you scream, HALLOWEEN NIGHT.

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INT. DREW'S KITCHEN NIGHT . CLOSE ON YOUNG HOLLYWOOD STARLET, A LITTLE ADORABLE SEXPOT WE WOULD ALL LOVE TO SEE KILLED FOR THIS SCENE.

She grabs a tin skillet of "Jiffy Pop" and puts it on the lit stove.

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PHONE RINGS.

She answers.

DREW Hello.

A raspy male voice with a southern accent familiar to most Americans.

V.O. BILL Hey baby, what are you wearing? I got a new box of cigars I want you to . () .

, . ( ) ( ) , , ? , DREW Hi Bill. Look, I can't talk right now.

V.O. BILL Aw, come on. It took two bottles of Wild Turkey to get Hillary to sleep. Can't you just talk for a minute? DREW I'm sorry. I can't. I got company coming any second.

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She blows him a kiss.

V.O. BILL (CONT'D) Remember baby, who's yo daddy! A long tongue comes through the phone and licks her face.

She slams down the phone.

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DREW Pervert.

Phone rings again.

DREW Look Bill, I told you SCARY VOICE Who's Bill? Is that your boyfriend? .

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DREW I don't think so.

SCARY VOICE What's that noise? ? . ( ) .

? DREW Oops, I farted, I didn't think you would hear me.

SCARY VOICE No, that popping noise.

DREW Oh, I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video.

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SCARY VOICE Really? What's it called? DREW Big black jocks it's my favorite. There's this guy in it, Jimmy dang a lang. He's hung like SCARY VOICE What about scary movies? Do you have a favorite? ? ? ( ?) : . , . ? ? DREW Oh. Uhh The one where the girl gets harassed on the phone.



(she passes a "Scream" poster) A beat.

SCARY VOICE You have a nice voice, and you look good in that tight blue sweater.

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DREW (frightened) Oh my God! You can see me? I haven't even finished putting on my makeup! She hangs up, runs to a mirror, starts fixing her hair and puts on lipstick.

Phone rings. She doesn't answer. It stops.

Suddenly her pager goes off. Page reads "Killer 911".

Drew screams. Then the computer voice says "You have a threat."

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Phone rings again. Drew answers.

SCARY VOICE Don't ever hang up on me again! DREW What do you want? SCARY VOICE To see you split up the middle.

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! ( / ) ? . ( .) DREW Sorry, I don't do Gstrings.

She hangs up. The phone rings immediately.

DREW Look you asshole. My boyfriend's gonna be here any second, and he plays football, and he'll kick the shit out of you.

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SCARY VOICE Oh, really? Turn on the porch lights.

Drew turns on the porch light.

We see a TEENAGE BOY strapped to a chair, his mouth covered with duct tape.

DREW That's not my boyfriend. I fucked him a couple of times. But that's all.

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DREW Look, I'm calling the cops.

SCARY VOICE You might want to check the back door first. You forgot to lock it.

She screams and drops the phone in horror. She races to the back door.

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EXT. DREW'S BACK DOOR NIGHT We see a SHADOWY FIGURE also running to the back door.

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INT. DREW'S BACK DOOR NIGHT . She gets there one step ahead of the shadowy figure and locks the door, then chains it, then puts "The Club" over the doorknob.

Drew backs away from the door in terror.

The figure disappears. The suspense mounts DING DONG! The doorbell. Drew is frozen in fear who is it? She punches 911 on her cordless, then puts the receiver to her ear.

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SCARY VOICE (from phone) Aren't you going to answer the door? DREW Pleasestop SCARY VOICE What's the matter, Drew? Not having fun anymore? ( ) ? ( .) ! ! , , ? ( ?) DING DONG! SCARY VOICE (CONT'D) Answer it.





DREW No SCARY VOICE It could be your friends. It's been ten minutes.

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INT./EXT. DREW'S FRONT DOOR NIGHT ./. She moves to the front door slowly, then grabs a baseball bat out of the hall closet.

DREW (gripping bat) I'm not afraid of you SCARY VOICE Then open the door.

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She raises the bat, then closes her eyes and flings the door open.

With eyes still closed, she flails away with the bat.

DREW TAKE THAT YOU PSYCHO!! BANG! THUD! CRUNCH! She connects with several swings.

She opens her eyes to find three LITTLE TRICK OR TREATERS, now lying knocked out on the front porch.

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DREW (CONT'D) Oops She apologetically tosses the children candy, which only lands uselessly next to their broken arms.

The children GROAN in pain as she closes the door.

LITTLE BOY I can't feel my legs () .

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INT. DREW'S FRONT DOOR NIGHT . Drew locks the door. As she turns, we see the KILLER right behind her.

The Killer has on Scream attire.

He raises a wicked looking knife and creeps up behind her.

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KILLER Hello Drew.

Drew freezes in her tracks it's the same scary voice from the phone..

She turns to see the Killer and SCREAMS! Drew takes off running, the Killer in pursuit. She goes out the front door.

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Drew sees a sign. It reads: SAFETY (Left arrow), DEATH (Right arrow).

She runs to the right. Drew running. She stumbles.

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NEW ANGLE REVEAL SHE"S LAYING IN A PERFECT CHALK OUTLINE OF HER BODY.

The killer is right behind, still walking at a casual pace.

Drew looks over her shoulder. No matter how fast she runs, the killer keeps getting closer.

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Reveal Drew is on a treadmill. It stops. She checks her pulse, takes off running.

Killer catches up.

The Killer grabs her sweater. She slips out of it exposing her bouncy bra clad breasts.

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The chase continues. The Killer grabs her skirt. She slips out of it.

Drew, in full sprint, in only a bra and panties, her hair short and wild. The sprinklers come on spraying her with water.

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